man: doing anything tonight?
taxes guy: gotta finish my taxes. i'm already late
man: don't worry about that! let's do the opposite of that!
taxes guy: which is?
narration: impossible soon
*sign says federal reserve bank*
man: steal money from the government!
taxes man: awwwww
man: what's wrong?
taxes man: my bags have fewer dollar signs on them than yours...
I wonder if they’re gonna claim that money on their 2011 taxes! Whoa-HO, taxes!
I did my taxes. If you haven’t, you are already late. For all of us who have done our taxes, let’s high-five. For all those remaining, let’s also high-five.
I don’t like leaving people out because it’s not very nice.
