*a man is walking in the grass*
*bird poop lands on man's head*
*man looks angry. a game dialog appears under him*
BIRD has just pooped on you!
*man is still angry*
game dialog: BIRD has fled! you have gained
*man has a strange, unhappy look on his face*
*man looks like he's about to throw up*
Getting pooped on is the worst! Now, on the list of worst creatures to get pooped on by, birds rank pretty low. Much lower than say, a horse or a bear.