orange: urg, my friend buys the absolute worst toilet paper. i hate using his bathroom.
*the toilet paper is shown*
Gets the Job Done "toilet paper"
"1/2 thumb up" - cheap guy
.75 ply recycled sandpaper
orange (holding toilet paper roll): you can seriously judge a friend by the quality of their toilet paper
Can you have less that 1 ply toilet paper? The Gets the Job Done brand certainly believes so. What does .75 ply even mean? My guess is that it’s just a marketing ploy to really emphasize how cheap and terrible their toilet paper is.