boy 1: hey jonny! can you hold my balloon for a second?
*jonny is holding the balloon now*
guy 1: michael, can you hold my baby for a second?
*michael is holding a baby now*
thought bubble above both of their heads: this is way too much responsibility
Still scared of holding a balloon outside.
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
On Tuesdays.about 21 hours ago
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session