boy 1: hey jonny! can you hold my balloon for a second?
*jonny is holding the balloon now*
guy 1: michael, can you hold my baby for a second?
*michael is holding a baby now*
thought bubble above both of their heads: this is way too much responsibility
Still scared of holding a balloon outside.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?