boy 1: hey jonny! can you hold my balloon for a second?
*jonny is holding the balloon now*
guy 1: michael, can you hold my baby for a second?
*michael is holding a baby now*
thought bubble above both of their heads: this is way too much responsibility
Still scared of holding a balloon outside.
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