kid 1: check out what i got this Halloween. BOOM! king sized baby!
*pouring out king sized candy bars*
kid 2: oh yeah?! check this out!
*pours out sugar*
kid 1: awww man, how do you always find the good houses?
I ate way too many candy corns today. I have no idea why those things are my favorite candy of all time, but they just are.
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I'm at that point in my life where I gotta decide...
no caps. ill never do proper punctuation
I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.
"So you like your wings hot?"
"Oh boy, be careful what you wish for!"
*drips three more drops of frank's red hot onto the wings*