kid 1: check out what i got this Halloween. BOOM! king sized baby!
*pouring out king sized candy bars*
kid 2: oh yeah?! check this out!
*pours out sugar*
kid 1: awww man, how do you always find the good houses?
I ate way too many candy corns today. I have no idea why those things are my favorite candy of all time, but they just are.
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
On Tuesdays.about 21 hours ago
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session