kid 1: check out what i got this Halloween. BOOM! king sized baby!
*pouring out king sized candy bars*
kid 2: oh yeah?! check this out!
*pours out sugar*
kid 1: awww man, how do you always find the good houses?
I ate way too many candy corns today. I have no idea why those things are my favorite candy of all time, but they just are.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?