dad: son, i made you breakfast! come down from your room
son: no, i don't want to. you didn't buy me that new game and i don't want to talk to you ever again
dad: but i made everything you like! i have bacon! lots of it!
dad: i made waffles too! in the shape of your favorite cartoon character!
dad: and pancakes! in the shape of pancakes!
dad: sausage links! eggs! hash browns! cereal! orange juice! i have everything! please come down!
son: you had me at bacon
Mmmmm, I could use some bacon right now.
Happy New Year, everyone! Oh yes, and did you see that end-of-the-year sale that I have going on? 25% off everything in the store with the coupon code 25PERCENTOFF.
My Tweet Action
Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.