dad: son, i made you breakfast! come down from your room
son: no, i don't want to. you didn't buy me that new game and i don't want to talk to you ever again
dad: but i made everything you like! i have bacon! lots of it!
dad: i made waffles too! in the shape of your favorite cartoon character!
dad: and pancakes! in the shape of pancakes!
dad: sausage links! eggs! hash browns! cereal! orange juice! i have everything! please come down!
son: you had me at bacon
Mmmmm, I could use some bacon right now.
Happy New Year, everyone! Oh yes, and did you see that end-of-the-year sale that I have going on? 25% off everything in the store with the coupon code 25PERCENTOFF.
My Tweet Action
Man, I gotta get back into a tweeting rhythm again.
Tomorrow! I'll do that thing tomorrow!about 12 hours ago
"What kind of talk you want to do about ceiling." -an amazing spam comment I recieved
Is there a pill I can take that makes it so I don't feel like I accidentally booked the wrong dates whenever I'm buying plane tickets?