dad: son, i made you breakfast! come down from your room
son: no, i don't want to. you didn't buy me that new game and i don't want to talk to you ever again
dad: but i made everything you like! i have bacon! lots of it!
dad: i made waffles too! in the shape of your favorite cartoon character!
dad: and pancakes! in the shape of pancakes!
dad: sausage links! eggs! hash browns! cereal! orange juice! i have everything! please come down!
son: you had me at bacon
Mmmmm, I could use some bacon right now.
Happy New Year, everyone! Oh yes, and did you see that end-of-the-year sale that I have going on? 25% off everything in the store with the coupon code 25PERCENTOFF.
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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