Mmmmm, I could use some bacon right now.

Happy New Year, everyone!  Oh yes, and did you see that end-of-the-year sale that I have going on?  25% off everything in the store with the coupon code 25PERCENTOFF.

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dad: son, i made you breakfast! come down from your room

son: no, i don't want to. you didn't buy me that new game and i don't want to talk to you ever again

dad: but i made everything you like! i have bacon! lots of it!

dad: i made waffles too! in the shape of your favorite cartoon character!

dad: and pancakes! in the shape of pancakes!

dad: sausage links! eggs! hash browns! cereal! orange juice! i have everything! please come down!

*son appears*

son: you had me at bacon