man (thinking to himself): i didn't sleep enough. i'm pretty sure i'm still dreaming right now
*3 bananas walk by*
adult banana: hey!
sleepy man: that man was a banana. with a small banana child. who had a banana puppy.
sleepy man (thinking while looking at two bananas): did the rapture turn everyone into bananas?
sleepy man (thinking): but then why am i still human? why wasn't i raptured?
sleepy man (thinking): oh man, i'm FREAKING OUT!
*sleepy man is standing with his two friends*
friend 1: your friend is acting strange
friend 2: he seems very disturbed by me eating this banana
Teehee, banana people. They look happy. I think I need to find some excuses to draw more banana people.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?