man (thinking to himself): i didn't sleep enough. i'm pretty sure i'm still dreaming right now
*3 bananas walk by*
adult banana: hey!
sleepy man: that man was a banana. with a small banana child. who had a banana puppy.
sleepy man (thinking while looking at two bananas): did the rapture turn everyone into bananas?
sleepy man (thinking): but then why am i still human? why wasn't i raptured?
sleepy man (thinking): oh man, i'm FREAKING OUT!
*sleepy man is standing with his two friends*
friend 1: your friend is acting strange
friend 2: he seems very disturbed by me eating this banana
Teehee, banana people. They look happy. I think I need to find some excuses to draw more banana people.
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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