blue: ok son, i think you're old enough and responsible enough now. it's time to have your first energy drink!
*soon*
*son is on a ceiling fan*
blue: maybe five is too young
son: mooooooooooooom! mom! MOM!
The first time I had an energy drink, I was actually well out of college. I actually stopped drinking caffeine during college because, well, I drank way too much of it =) Soooo many Mountain Dew Code Red 2 liters were consumed.
–GAMING–
Ahhhh, I fell off the gaming wagon! I wanna get back on!
