maize (throwing snowball): snowball fight!
blue (throwing a bigger snowball with two hands): bring it!
maize (launching a snowball with a catapult): you got it!
*blue is standing with a smile*
*blue gets smashed in the face with the huge snowball*
blue: ow!
maize: i win!
*blue presses a big red button on a remote*
*maize looks up, a shadow is covering him*
*huge mound of snow lands on maize*
maize (popping out of snow mound): snowball airstrike?! whoa! nice!
I live in Ann Arbor, Michigan and we just got 10″ of snow and it’s currently *checks weather* -14 degrees outside with a windchill of -40. Well done, weather. *slow clap* *slower clap* *hands freeze, blood freezes* *silence*
Tune in tomorrow when I go outside and get chased by the super-cooled air a la The Day After Tomorrow.
And man, I miss snowball fights. They were the best!
