red: ooo, your baby smells nice!
bro father (bro baby wrapped to chest): thanks!
father: it's all because of this great baby cologne i bought! makes my pal smell amazing!
father: and the ladies love it! infant ladies of course! he's great at picking up the infant ladies!
father (nudging red): yeah? yeah? YEAH!
*red looks like he wants to say something*
*red doesn't say anything*
*takes a big step back and is now really far away from the strange father*
“Your baby smells nice” seems like a strange thing to say to a random person with a baby. But then again, I don’t know stuff about babies. Well, I know some stuff about them, such as them being tiny young people.
–WHAT’S UP WITH YOU GUYS–
Yeah, that’s right! What are YOU up to? If my calculations are correct, school and college and stuff has just started or is just about to start. So if you do that stuff, good luck this year! If you don’t do that stuff, good luck with whatever you might be up to right now!
