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The Couch

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girlfriend: alright honey, i know what i want to buy. let's head up to the register green: ok. urng girlfriend: come on, get up green: i can't! the department store waiting couch is too comfortable! girlfriend: just push harder green: i'm trying! i'm tryyyyying! URRNG! it has me! other man on couch: hey man, welcome to the couch! it's best to not resist the comfort. i've been here for three amazing months other man: i use to have a life. a family, a dog, a job... but all i need it couch now green: honey, please get over here and help me! green (being pulled up by girlfriend): pull! PULL! *green gets off the couch* green: YES! YES! other man: well done other man: i will tell others of your amazing story. best of luck out there in that uncomfortable world other man: also, can you bring me some Auntie Anne's or something? i'm quite hungry green: sure

There is such a thing as “too comfortable”.  This is why some department stores have horribly uncomfortable waiting couches.  I’ve done the research; I’ve sat on many a waiting couch.

—ALSO—

Check out this comic that I helped with!

My ePal Keith Mclean drew up an idea that I had for a comic and he drew it up all real good and stuff!  Read all the other comics on Adventsuresome while you’re at it!