red: i hoped you liked Applebee's! don't worry, i got the bill covered
*red puts down a $50 applebee's gift card*
*red gives a look to his date like he's awesome*
red: i got a little something for you as well
red: there ya go!
*red has put baseball cap on girl. it reads " best 1st date ever" and has a little heart on the bill*
The first date with my girlfriend was at Applebee’s. I sure do know how to impress a lady! I was in college at the time though, so that’s gotta make it better, yes?