justin: i'm cooking someting and i don't know what i'm doing! mom! you gotta help me right now!
mom: you need MY help now? heh, sounds like the tables have turned
justin: yes yes, please help me
justin: the items in my pan were on fire, but now they are just smoking. how can i make this into an edible food?
mom: what protein are you working with?
justin: what? huh? are proteins meat? what?
mom: alright son, i'm gonna give you some great cooking tips. should really help you out!
justin: thanks!
*never*
justin (eating a meal): mmmmmm! this food i cooked for myself is amazingly delicious!
After I moved out of the dorms in college, I had to learn how to cook for myself. Here’s what I cooked more than once:
Breaded chicken fingers
Spaghetti
Beef and cheese burritos
Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo
I’ve been out of college for several years now. Here’s what I’ve cooked more than once since then:
