yellow: gather in, kids! gather. i have to tell you all something! you especially, you straggler child!
yellow: oh yeah. i only had this one kid. anyway.
yellow: always. ask mom... i'm pretty sure i have no idea what i'm doing with this parenting thing
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So it's been 25 years since Dookie?
This was my first cassette. It was blue. I listened to it on a Radio Shack tap… https://t.co/uyE3C6mTWS
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*hears the sounds of a garbage truck coming down the street in the morning*
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