yellow: gather in, kids! gather. i have to tell you all something! you especially, you straggler child!
yellow: oh yeah. i only had this one kid. anyway.
yellow: always. ask mom... i'm pretty sure i have no idea what i'm doing with this parenting thing
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?