server: and for you, sir
server: our finest steak
*orange has steak in front of him*
*serving plate with lid. a hand is on the lid*
server: and also, as requested, a quite exquisite...
*lid is removed*
server: side of bees
*bees start flying everywhere*
*orange has a face that has a look on it*
*bees are flying everywhere*
orange: "peas" "a side of peas"
server: terribly sorry
This comic came to me right before I fell asleep, which is also known as “weird idea time”.
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