*yellow is sitting on a couch*
yellow: i need to get up and do things. but i'm mega, mega, mega man comfy
*yellow leans back and closes his eyes*
yellow: yup, that's it. i'm retiring from my career. starting now.
yellow: gonna hold onto this comfort for as long as i can
*yellow closes his eyes again and has a big smile*
blue: stephen! get up! you're gonna miss the bus!
yellow: alright, yup. i'll come out of retirement. so that i can finish high school
Oh high school.
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