red (sitting at a laptop): mom! i can't find anything on my hard drive! did you do something when i was gone?
mom: i just tidied up your hard drive a little bit. it was a mess!
mom: the 1's and 0's were all over the place, so i put all the 1's together and all the 0's together!
red: mooooom noooo! that's not how data works!
Jeeeeeeez mom, you’re ruining my life!
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
On Tuesdays.about 21 hours ago
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session