red (sitting at a laptop): mom! i can't find anything on my hard drive! did you do something when i was gone?
mom: i just tidied up your hard drive a little bit. it was a mess!
mom: the 1's and 0's were all over the place, so i put all the 1's together and all the 0's together!
red: mooooom noooo! that's not how data works!
Jeeeeeeez mom, you’re ruining my life!
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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