red (sitting at a laptop): mom! i can't find anything on my hard drive! did you do something when i was gone?
mom: i just tidied up your hard drive a little bit. it was a mess!
mom: the 1's and 0's were all over the place, so i put all the 1's together and all the 0's together!
red: mooooom noooo! that's not how data works!
Jeeeeeeez mom, you’re ruining my life!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?