red (sitting at a laptop): mom! i can't find anything on my hard drive! did you do something when i was gone?
mom: i just tidied up your hard drive a little bit. it was a mess!
mom: the 1's and 0's were all over the place, so i put all the 1's together and all the 0's together!
red: mooooom noooo! that's not how data works!
Jeeeeeeez mom, you’re ruining my life!
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