yellow (holding a burrito): check out this $3 burrito i got for lunch!
green: that is a dangerous price point
green: studies have shown that every decent burrito is at least $5
green: this isn't good. where did you get it from?
yellow: a man with a red wagon full of burritos!
green (watching yellow begin to eat the burrito): you are on your own on this one
yellow: still feeling good! ha! and still full!
yellow: but my legs fell off... which is unexpected and potentially related
yellow (holding his legs in the air): can't win 'em all!
I’m always on the lookout for a good burrito. As long as it’s not sub five bucks though. My stomach deserves the best.
Most of the time.
Don’t ask about me eating McDoubles from McDonalds and how that may contradict my sub $5 burrito stance.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?