girl: on your dating profile, it says you're a risk-taker. please elaborate
guy: at the grocery store, you know how it says "10 items or less"?
girl: i know where you're going with this. that's not the kind of risk-taker i'm looking for. i'm sorry
guy: but i didn't finish! i take more than 10 items!
girl: yes, that's where i thought you were going
guy: i ate a medium rare steak once!
guy: i'm a philosophy major?
girl: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'!
This guy knows risks.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?