son: one day, i'm gonna walk on the sun!
father: son, no. no sun, son
*son has arms crossed*
*son is flying towards the sun*
son: hey. kid, no
son: weee, yay!
sun: stay away! stop!
son (is very close to sun): weeeeeeeee!
*son lands on sun with a boop*
*sun is in silence*
son and sun: yay!
Dad should have hidden all of his super advanced space equipment.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?