son: one day, i'm gonna walk on the sun!
father: son, no. no sun, son
*son has arms crossed*
*son is flying towards the sun*
son: hey. kid, no
son: weee, yay!
sun: stay away! stop!
son (is very close to sun): weeeeeeeee!
*son lands on sun with a boop*
*sun is in silence*
son and sun: yay!
Dad should have hidden all of his super advanced space equipment.
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Alright! Let's start this Thanksgiving weekend off with a BANG!
*arrives at airport, flight's delayed four hours*
Hmm, not quite.about 8 hours ago
Guess how many jelly beans are in the jar.
I'm terrible at this.. Uh, 376!
*cut to jelly bean jar with a single jelly bean in it*
I wonder if Metallica has played a song off of Master of Puppets in the past couple years and was like "huh, I guess we were young once?"