son: one day, i'm gonna walk on the sun!
father: son, no. no sun, son
*son has arms crossed*
*son is flying towards the sun*
son: hey. kid, no
son: weee, yay!
sun: stay away! stop!
son (is very close to sun): weeeeeeeee!
*son lands on sun with a boop*
*sun is in silence*
son and sun: yay!
Dad should have hidden all of his super advanced space equipment.
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I told myself I was going to work out today.
*eats a whole little caesar's pizza for dinner*
Ok, now I really gotta work out today.
I'm eating soup for lunch and I am inexplicably sad.
Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm explicably sad. I'm eating soup. I don't like soup.
I wanna play Fallout 4, but I'm on this couch and my computer is allll the way over there. *gestures to computer literally 253 miles away*
I watched Trainwreck. I really liked it! But absolutely HATED the Amy character because she was so selfish and terrible to good people.