girlfriend: alright honey, i know what i want to buy. let's head up to the register
green: ok. urng
girlfriend: come on, get up
green: i can't! the department store waiting couch is too comfortable!
girlfriend: just push harder
green: i'm trying! i'm tryyyyying! URRNG! it has me!
other man on couch: hey man, welcome to the couch! it's best to not resist the comfort. i've been here for three amazing months
other man: i use to have a life. a family, a dog, a job... but all i need it couch now
green: honey, please get over here and help me!
green (being pulled up by girlfriend): pull! PULL!
*green gets off the couch*
green: YES! YES!
other man: well done
other man: i will tell others of your amazing story. best of luck out there in that uncomfortable world
other man: also, can you bring me some Auntie Anne's or something? i'm quite hungry
There is such a thing as “too comfortable”. This is why some department stores have horribly uncomfortable waiting couches. I’ve done the research; I’ve sat on many a waiting couch.
Check out this comic that I helped with!
My ePal Keith Mclean drew up an idea that I had for a comic and he drew it up all real good and stuff! Read all the other comics on Adventsuresome while you’re at it!
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.