boy: i want to be up there someday. i think i can do it
*boy is outside and looking up*
mother: aww, my son the astronaut! you'll be amazing! i believe in you!
boy: no, not up there! up there!
boy: lost my frisbee in that a while ago. gonna get it back someday
This kid might not become an important NASA guy when he grows up…
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I'm at that point in my life where I gotta decide...
no caps. ill never do proper punctuation
I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.
"So you like your wings hot?"
"Oh boy, be careful what you wish for!"
*drips three more drops of frank's red hot onto the wings*