boy: i want to be up there someday. i think i can do it
*boy is outside and looking up*
mother: aww, my son the astronaut! you'll be amazing! i believe in you!
boy: no, not up there! up there!
boy: lost my frisbee in that a while ago. gonna get it back someday
This kid might not become an important NASA guy when he grows up…
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.