green: fishing is so relaxing
yellow: i knew you would like it
green: i really needed this
green: whoa! i got something! a fish, i presume! this is exciting, but not too exciting!
*green pulls up the fish*
green: AH! IT'S GOT A GUN!
yellow: let it go! let it gooo!
green: why do these fish have guns?!
yellow: i blame the pond's schools
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