A Candy Bar
  • Chris Kopcow

    I bet it took him a long time to buy that candy bar in the first place.

    • I'm just gonna imagine that he was standing there looking perpetually angry and someone trying to help put a candy bar in his hand and walked away.

  • Oraticus

    You baited me with promises of sweet, tongue-tickling pleasure, candy bar, yet all along you harbored a bitter, nougat-y core for me. Well, to quote Cee Lo Green: "forget you" candy bar!

    … Hey! A candy bar!

    • Elsie


  • Dan

    So much hope in the 4th panel and all his dreams crushed in the 5th.

  • Lenny

    Leonard… short term memory loss… shout out to Memento (film)? It was a good movie so I don't blame you.

    • Yup, you got it =)

      • Billo

        It will have been such a good movie when I remember that I have had watched it.

  • steve

    Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever had a gross candy bar…
    Least I don't think.

  • True Story Time!

    It does have its upsides though. A few years before my grandmother died, a bunch of family members took her out for a Valentine's day brunch, and I sat next to her. The restaurant had paper tablecloths and crayons, so I took one of the crayons and wrote:

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    No, Who's on first!

    About once every two minutes until we left, Grandma noticed it, and chuckled.

  • Alex

    At least he'll finish that candy bar instead of throwing it away.. wasting food is bad:D

  • Aaron

    If only he had taken off his shirt and looked in a mirror. His tattoos could have told him that the candy bar tastes awful.

  • alonzo

    hahaha i love chocolate …hahaha i love chocolate….

  • Argo

    "See, I have this condition…"

  • This…is…um…what is this? This…is…um…what is this?

  • At least he won't hold a grudge against the candy bar.

    • Mr. Non Sequitur

      Yes he will! He will write down its license number! Also: the brand of candy bar is "John G."

      P.S. I read this comic, and thought it was funny. Coincidentally, I then watched the movie, and understood the reference, about a week later. Funny how life works, sometimes.

  • bla bla

    candy bars……….. love them

  • Bridget

    My dad suffers from short term memory loss 🙁

  • Candy bars…mhhhh, love it!!!

  • Memento

  • cravend

    “Hi! I’m dory!”