orange: awww, my dog wants to give you kisses!
green: come here boy! come here! i love dogs!
green: uhh, why does your dog have human lips?
*green is being kissed by the dog*
green: i don't like this
dog: *smooch* *smooch*
No more kisses. No more. No.
Also, the preorder for the “Smile Time” shirt is almost over, so preorder if you definitely want that shirt before the holidays. Or if you just want one =)
Oh yes, and Happy Thanksgiving!
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