orange: awww, my dog wants to give you kisses!
green: come here boy! come here! i love dogs!
green: uhh, why does your dog have human lips?
*green is being kissed by the dog*
green: i don't like this
dog: *smooch* *smooch*
No more kisses. No more. No.
Also, the preorder for the “Smile Time” shirt is almost over, so preorder if you definitely want that shirt before the holidays. Or if you just want one =)
Oh yes, and Happy Thanksgiving!
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.