justin: yay water! you're the best!
justin: don't ever wrong me. not that you ever would!
*justin gulps the water*
*justin makes a weird sound and starts coughing*
*justin continues coughing*
*justin is still coughing*
*justin looks at the bottle of water*
justin (to the bottle): what did i just say?
Choking on water is the worst. The other day, I super choked on water and I was coughing for at least an hour afterwards. I would rank it in the top 5 worst almost-choked-on-water episodes of all time. The extra worst is when you choke on water in public and you gotta try really really hard not to have a coughing fit.
As a reminder, if you live outside the US and would like to receive a package before the holidays, you’ll have to get your order in before December 9th, which is tomorrow!
