*a man is on the phone*
phone voice: hey honey! what's up?
man: what brand of pasta sauce should i get?
phone voice: i've always liked barilla. i think it's pretty good!
man: alright, thanks!
man (trailing off): love yooooou...
*the phone is shown*
*a picture of a girl*
*an end call button*
man (looking very sad and holding a pasta sauce jar): i am so lonely...
Awwwww, don’t be lonely! Step one to not being lonely is probably moving on from making spaghetti every couple days, mr. cartoon guy.
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.