*a man is on the phone*
phone voice: hey honey! what's up?
man: what brand of pasta sauce should i get?
phone voice: i've always liked barilla. i think it's pretty good!
man: alright, thanks!
man (trailing off): love yooooou...
*the phone is shown*
*a picture of a girl*
*an end call button*
man (looking very sad and holding a pasta sauce jar): i am so lonely...
Awwwww, don’t be lonely! Step one to not being lonely is probably moving on from making spaghetti every couple days, mr. cartoon guy.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?