*a man is on the phone*
phone voice: hey honey! what's up?
man: what brand of pasta sauce should i get?
phone voice: i've always liked barilla. i think it's pretty good!
man: alright, thanks!
man (trailing off): love yooooou...
*the phone is shown*
*a picture of a girl*
*an end call button*
man (looking very sad and holding a pasta sauce jar): i am so lonely...
Awwwww, don’t be lonely! Step one to not being lonely is probably moving on from making spaghetti every couple days, mr. cartoon guy.
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I'm at that point in my life where I gotta decide...
no caps. ill never do proper punctuation
I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.about 18 hours ago
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.
"So you like your wings hot?"
"Oh boy, be careful what you wish for!"
*drips three more drops of frank's red hot onto the wings*