ice cream guy: welcome to my ice cream shop!
patron: hello
ice cream guy: i have the best ice creams! the greatest flavors! all made in house!
patron: ooo nice! what do you recommend?
ice cream guy: burnt rubber delight!
patron: ...uhhh
ice cream guy: how about my bacon--
patron: oh!
ice cream guy: inspired dirt cream!
patron: oh...
ice cream guy: how about a nice cone of hair and socks?
patron: oh oh, ok. hold on.
patron: these are all joke names. this is just your shtick. yeah, just took me a moment. sorry about that
patron: gimme a taste of that hair and socks one
*patron puts ice cream in mouth*
patron: nope nope nope. that's hair and socks
I had something I was gonna write here earlier, but have since forgotten what it was going to be. Possibly something about ice cream, but I can’t be sure.
–FALLOUT SHELTER–
I can’t stop playing this darn game. Wouldn’t it be cool if Fallout 4 could import a vault from Fallout Shelter into the game? The amount of programming work required for that small “oh hey, that’s kinda cool” moment would probably not be worth it though.
