girl: jeez, it's been 50 minutes! where is the food?!
red: i'll check
red (at computer): uh oh
computer screen: Total: $25.73. Confirm and Place Order.
red: she does not need to know about this..
red if we stay together and get married, this day will haunt me forever
girl: so what's the deal?
red: they lost track of our order, so i told them to forget it and cancelled
girl: good. i don't ever want to order from a place where this kind of stuff happens
red: ...yup
*much later*
red (to kids): and that's why we can never order from Pizza Hut
Every time it takes a really long time to get the food delivered, I fear that I forgot to click that final button. One of these days it’s gonna happen. It really only feels like a matter of time.
–COLLEGE FOOTBALL–
Just watched the National Championship…
Blah. Good for the Big 10 but blah. Blah blah blah.
