Invisible Bread

red: i want to start a band. i feel like the timing is perfect right now. but where to find my band members... red: twitter! there are so many great and talented people there! here we go! let's find my band! *first practice* red: alright, i'm all warmed up! let's do this, guys! red (tweeting): @theTbandrocks alright, let's go! @drumsaredrums, "kick" us off! *red keeps refreshing twitter* red: ...i'll just give this a minute. we really gotta work on our timing. i hope this doesn't happen at our first show *soon* red: well, let's see how things are moving along *phone* @drumsaredrums one! two! three! music! @letsoboe a# a# e e e @imarockstarfish sandwich! sandwich! 'wich it! @bobkeytar notes! noooootes! notes! solo! red: i'm a musician!