Invisible Bread

justin: children, gather 'round! i have a scary story for you! a terrifying tale to tell! kid 1: ooo, i can't be waited! kid 2: i must be told this tale before i'm old! justin: there's this spoooooky house just down the road. every Halloween, the smells of the kitchen escape and run through the streets! the smells of... bread justin: but this bread was different kid 2: oh man, he said "but"! he's about to Shyamalan this story! kid 1: i have my shocked face ready. hit me justin: whenever anyone would investigate the smells, there was no bread to be found! just a lit wood over and the strong smell of bread coming from it! justin: it's like the bread was.... INVISIBLE! kid 2: that's it? kid 1: ah come on! you're just pushing your website! justin: but the bread! it was invisible! invisible bread! dot com! kid 1: this has to be a new low for you... justin: just visit my website. tell the story to your friends too. spread the bread