guy: i'm feeling a sudden, powerful urge. an urge to... buy. to buy some kid of electronics things...
guy (stands up quickly and knocks over chair): TO BEST BUY!
*arrives at best buy, stands below sign*
guy: It's Buy Time! *
*new tagline pending
guy: i guess it was more of a look-at-cool-stuff-i-can't-afford urge! whoops!
This has happened to me so many times. And now the one by me has a music section, so I can sit around and play guitar now and continue to not buy things most of the time.