Invisible Bread

green (sitting at table, thinking to self): there is not enough food here to be taken home as leftovers green (to self): therefore, i will consult with Lord Leftovers of the Food Realm. hopefully he's ok with me not finishing my food and also not taking the rest home *green closes eyes* *green is now in a dark place and Lord Leftovers is huge and standing over him* green: hello LL: hi green (presenting plate of food): what am i to do with this food? i'm, like, very full LL: too little for leftovers, but enough to make you look wasteful! you must eat it all *green is back at the table and looking at his plate angrily* *green starts eating* friend 1: dude, you said you're full! friend 2: why are you eating that? green: because i must!