maize: alright, the parents are gone...
maize: tell me all about your first semester of COLLEGE
blue: oh wow, where to even begin!
blue: girls EVERYWHERE!
blue: too shy to talk to any though
blue: classwork as far as the eye can see!
blue: tests and homework, which used to be easy, are now quite difficult and will consume much of your time!
maize: okay, well. what about the good things?
*blue thinks about it*
blue: i grew this great facial hair and my mom didn't yell at me! until break