red: oh shoot, this isn't the bathroom... this is
The Cat's Chamber
*a cat is sitting on the toilet*
cat: if you wish to use this toilet, you must pas a series of tests. two of which are out of commission, so there will only be one test tonight
red: ok, sure. what is it?
cat: imma hassle you a bit
red: ...ok, deal
*soon*
red: done yet?
cat (standing on his head): nope, haven't even scratched you yet
Luckily all cats that I know aren’t nearly as aggressive as this cat dude.
