girl: hey. do you think i should shower?
guy: lessee
*guy sniffs girl*
*guy is silent*
*guy is in thinking pose*
girl: this shouldn't be something you have to think about...
guy: so how far exactly will people be from you today?
*girl looks like she has a really strange face, most likely a face of disapproval, but it's really hard to tell sometimes, right?*
People in relationships can get some real answers for those real questions.
