orange: alright dude, help me talk to girls tonight!
green (with eyepiece): sure thing!
orange: maybe that new thing you have can help me out
orange is looking at a girl
*orange starts to approach the girl*
*green notices and looks concerned*
*green has a HUD*
jim, level 2
cute girl, level 27, skull and crossbones
green: jim! NOOOOOOO! level up first! SHE'S TOO POWERFUL!
*everyone is now staring at green*
green: i regret nothing. i just saved a life.