Invisible Bread

moustache dad: how the heck do i program this module? maybe... nope, this approach won't work md: how about... ah no! this code won't scale well at all! ...i really need to finish this today *moustache dad looks around* md: moustache powers! GO! *moustache dad's moustache blips off a piece, code appears on the computer screen* *moustache dad's moustache keeps blipping off pieces until there is no more moustache and all the code is done* md (looking at screen): done! looks great md: phew! md: time to head home and hide my true powers from my kid. he must never know *puts on fake moustache* *at home* son: hi moustache dad md: ...you can just call me dad son: well, i prefer moustache dad md: heh, yeah, so do i *MOUSTACHE DAD* he's glowing