man 1: i'm gonna punch you so hard in the face!
man 2: i'm gonna do the same to you with this! my fist!
man 1 (pointing at man 2): our fist to face interaction will increase greatly in a matter of seconds!
*man 1 and man 2 are swinging at each other*
man 1: pssst. wait, dude. this is gonna hurt my hand if i punch you
man 2: i was thinking the same thing
man 2: i'm too far into this swing to stop it
man 1: same here! oh no!
*man 1 is on his knees holding his face and man 2 is on his back holding his face*
man 1: OW!!! my hand and face!
man 2: that hurt much more than i was prepared for! OW!
*5 minutes earlier*
man 2: back to the future was a crappy movie
man 1: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Those are two people that shouldn’t have started fighting, but Orange definitely had some fightin’ words.
I hope I never get into a fight. If someone ever wanted to actually fight me, I would probably laugh at them because of how silly I think fighting is. That would probably make them more angry though and they would probably try and punch me. So as that punch is coming at me, I would quickly pull apart their fingers and turn that punch into a high-velocity high-five! Situation defused! Everyone knows that if a high-five occurs between two people fighting, the fight is instantly over.
