red: do i know this person?
red: oh wow. we're looking at each other now
red: only a matter of time until one of us figures it out and says something
*choose your own adventure!*
1) they don't know each other
red: can't quite put my finger on it
green: i'm a robot and need to be rebooted
2) they know each other
red: john?! whoa! hi!
green: derek! what's up!
3) they turn into 4th wall-breaking actual pictures of wendell
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Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session
I'm at that point in my life where I gotta decide...
no caps. ill never do proper punctuation
I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.