red: do i know this person?
red: oh wow. we're looking at each other now
red: only a matter of time until one of us figures it out and says something
*choose your own adventure!*
1) they don't know each other
red: can't quite put my finger on it
green: i'm a robot and need to be rebooted
2) they know each other
red: john?! whoa! hi!
green: derek! what's up!
3) they turn into 4th wall-breaking actual pictures of wendell
Just want to say thank you for the warm welcome (back)!
My Tweet Action
Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.