red: do i know this person?
red: oh wow. we're looking at each other now
red: only a matter of time until one of us figures it out and says something
*choose your own adventure!*
1) they don't know each other
red: can't quite put my finger on it
green: i'm a robot and need to be rebooted
2) they know each other
red: john?! whoa! hi!
green: derek! what's up!
3) they turn into 4th wall-breaking actual pictures of wendell
Just want to say thank you for the warm welcome (back)!
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Happy Friday, everyone!
I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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