red: do i know this person?
red: oh wow. we're looking at each other now
red: only a matter of time until one of us figures it out and says something
*choose your own adventure!*
1) they don't know each other
red: can't quite put my finger on it
green: i'm a robot and need to be rebooted
2) they know each other
red: john?! whoa! hi!
green: derek! what's up!
3) they turn into 4th wall-breaking actual pictures of wendell
Just want to say thank you for the warm welcome (back)!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?