blue: hey dude, the plate you gave me is dirty
john: nah, it's good
john: i'm seasoning that plate! it's a fancy cooking thing where you don't fully clean stuff and future foods are enhanced by it! it's great!
blue: john, no. you're over-simplifying that a bit. first off, it applies to cast iron cookware.
blue: and most definitely not plastic plates
john: oh come on!
Oh, hi John. How have you been?
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?