boss: oooo, are you PROGRAMMING?!
worker at desk: huh? what?
boss: those right there! are those codes? the BEST codes?!
worker: your management style is a little weird, boss-man
*boss stands there watching the other guy do work*
boss: not THAT'S what i call a semi-colon! great job!
boss: one more gold star for you! doot!
*boss places another gold star on the worker's monitor*
I just bought a bunch of gold stars so I can do this at work to the people I manage. This should be fun.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?