green: help me! how should i invest my money?
blue (at desk): do not worry! we're here to help. what's the issue?
green: do i invest in pizza or burritos?!
*silence as the blue man has a blank stare*
blue: son, in my 32 years, your question is, by far, the most difficult investment question i've ever faced
blue: i fear there may be no correct answer. we will sink all of our money into this to find you an answer and it will doom this fine company
blue: but if i go down, i will go down swinging! i will try and find you that answer!
*three years later*
pizza AND burritos!
*they are both holding lots of money*
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Feels like it's been a while since I've been up this early on a weekend. I usually spend every weekend destroying my sleep schedule.