green: help me! how should i invest my money?
blue (at desk): do not worry! we're here to help. what's the issue?
green: do i invest in pizza or burritos?!
*silence as the blue man has a blank stare*
blue: son, in my 32 years, your question is, by far, the most difficult investment question i've ever faced
blue: i fear there may be no correct answer. we will sink all of our money into this to find you an answer and it will doom this fine company
blue: but if i go down, i will go down swinging! i will try and find you that answer!
*three years later*
pizza AND burritos!
*they are both holding lots of money*
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?