green: help me! how should i invest my money?
blue (at desk): do not worry! we're here to help. what's the issue?
green: do i invest in pizza or burritos?!
*silence as the blue man has a blank stare*
blue: son, in my 32 years, your question is, by far, the most difficult investment question i've ever faced
blue: i fear there may be no correct answer. we will sink all of our money into this to find you an answer and it will doom this fine company
blue: but if i go down, i will go down swinging! i will try and find you that answer!
*three years later*
pizza AND burritos!
*they are both holding lots of money*
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.