green: help me! how should i invest my money?
blue (at desk): do not worry! we're here to help. what's the issue?
green: do i invest in pizza or burritos?!
*silence as the blue man has a blank stare*
blue: son, in my 32 years, your question is, by far, the most difficult investment question i've ever faced
blue: i fear there may be no correct answer. we will sink all of our money into this to find you an answer and it will doom this fine company
blue: but if i go down, i will go down swinging! i will try and find you that answer!
*three years later*
pizza AND burritos!
*they are both holding lots of money*
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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